New Job

High fiveI haven’t posted in a while because I’ve been nervously waiting for this news: I have a new job. I’m starting next Monday at UnitedHealth Group, and I’ll be part of the internal communications team in the Medicare & Retirement division.

It will be a sizable leap away from sports, but that’s a good thing. The new subject matter will challenge me, and it’s time to learn new topics, new skills, new business areas. I’m excited.

In my final few days before starting the new gig, I’m turning off my brain. It’s all about reading, lawn work, gym time, reading, watching “Justified,” and more reading.

Mourning My Morning Jacket

The Current recently released their lineup for June’s  “Rock the Garden” show, and the headline act is My Mourning Jacket – along with Tapes ‘n Tapes, Booker T. Jones, and Neko Caso.

I should be all over this. My favorite radio station. The Walker Art Center. A band I love. I should feel like the clouds are parting and trumpets are blaring.

But I didn’t join the mad rush to score a ticket. I’m not very interested in attending.

My brother introduced me to My Morning Jacket about eight years ago, and I dragged my buddy Ben to a MMJ concert at the Ascot Room in 2003. Loved it. Jim James and the boys were simply awesome. At the time,  It Still Moves was a constant in my CD player, as was At Dawn. I was a huge fan, and the concert hooked Ben, too.

My Morning Jacket then released Z in 2005 (shrug) and Evil Urges in 2008 (ugh). Ben convinced me to go to their concert at the Orpheum in October of 2008, and while it was okay, it confirmed what I already knew – that I really only liked their older songs.

It’s at this point that I need to clarify that I’m not a music snob. Heck, I don’t consider myself to be much more than a casual music fan, let alone any sort of critic. I know what I like, I know what I don’t like, and I leave it at that. I don’t pretend to possess any deep insights about music and usually don’t attempt to press my musical tastes on other people unless I know that my friend(s) will like a particular artist.

What I know about MMJ is that the song “Golden” is as close as they’ve come to musical perfection. That song never grows old for me. If I still made mixed tapes, it would be on multiple cassettes right now. I adore just about every tune on It Still Moves and a good portion of At Dawn.

On Thursday, The Current played the title song “Circuital” from the forthcoming Circuital album, and I wasn’t overly impressed. I didn’t hate it; didn’t love it. I’ll reserve full judgment until I hear it a couple more times.

The bottom line: It saddens me that I’m no longer a big enough fan of My Morning Jacket that I shrugged about them headlining at “Rock the Garden.”  If I knew for sure that they’d play this song, I’d pay the price, but I’m not willing to risk it at this point.

The Terrible Twins

Delmon Young

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My friend and former boss, Bo Mitchell, posted this disturbing tweet on Thursday morning:

The #Twins are off to their worst 18-game start of the Ron Gardenhire era (6-12). Worst start since finishing last under T.K. in 1995.

How bad is it for Twins through one-ninth of the MLB season? Here are some basic digits:

Runs: 54 (30th in MLB)
Home runs: 6 (30th)
Average: .231 (27th)
OBP: .284 (30th)
SLG: .314 (30th)

As if those offensive numbers aren’t offensive enough, I’ll put them in a context that will truly disgust Twins fans. Nick Punto’s career stats: .247 average, .322 OBP, .322 SLG. Yep, over 18 games and 614 at-bats, the current Twins hitters are collectively worse with the stick than Nick Punto. But the offense isn’t the only problem.

ERA: 4.76 (26th)
BAA: .264 (21st)
OPS: .761 (25th)
WHIP: 1.38 (18th)

Brian Duensing (3.60 ERA, 1.35 WHIP) and Nick Blackburn (4.01 ERA, 1.38 WHIP) are delivering as-hoped-for results, as is Jose Mijares (0.00 ERA), but nearly every other hurler has struggled.

To me, the pitching side is more worrisome than the hitting. The lineup has excuses: namely Tsuyoshi Nishioka’s injury, Joe Mauer’s illness, Justin Morneau’s struggles, and Jim Thome’s slow start. But there is talent among the bats, and history suggests that they will click and start producing runs. Plus, the .231 average and .276 BABIP marks simply won’t stick, unless this Twins’ lineup turns out to be historically awful (see 2010 Mariners).

Will the pitching pick up? Sure. Carl Pavano, Francisco Liriano, and Joe Nathan will improve. But will it be enough? I’m not certain. It’s a little scary that opposing batters’ BABIP (.277) and line drive rates (15%) are better than league average right now. When opposing hitters are connecting, they are truly connecting. Twins starters have allowed a league-worse 17 home runs and a .436 SLG (24th).

It’s too soon to push the panic button, but that won’t stop any fans from looking at the button and feeling an itch in their fingers. The good news is that the Twins have only played five games at home (13 on the road), and they are a decent win streak away from sneaking back close to .500. If they are sitting at .500 around Memorial Day, they’ll still be very much in the AL Central hunt. Let’s hope at that point that the lineup is clicking and that someone (*cough* Kyle Gibson *cough*) is ready to give the rotation a boost.

Word to Your Mother

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Director of Fun

This post from Letters of Note is my inspiration for the day. Click through to read about how six-year-old Sam Pointon applied for the director job at the National Railway Museum in York, England. Spoiler: He was hired.

Bobby Bo to Get Paid

The 2011 Major League Baseball season threw out the first pitch with six games on Thursday, and April Fools’ Day will feature 11 more contests. Personally, it’s a strange time. On the positive side, the start of baseball season is always awesome. Spring is finally here; summer is just around the corner. On the negative side, this is the first time since 2003 that I’m not writing about baseball for Fanball (or any other site/company).

But I’m not here to talk about me. I want to discuss Bobby Bonilla. He is a six-time All-Star who excelled in the late 1980s and into the mid-1990s for the Pirates, Mets, Orioles, and Marlins. In 1999, the Mets acquired an aging Bonilla from the Dodgers, and it didn’t take them long to regret the decision. Bonilla clashed with manager Bobby Valentine, and in an act of defiance, he played cards in the clubhouse with Ricky Henderson during Game 6 of the NLCS. Classy.

The Mets wanted Bonilla off the books before the 2000 season, and they paid to make it happen. They paid dearly. The agreement? Rather than giving Bobby Bo his guaranteed $5.9 million, the Mets agreed to a future payment plan. Every year from 2011 to 2035, the Mets will pay Bonilla $1,193,248.20 on July 1. So, Bobby is due to receive his first check three months from today, and he will rake in roughly $30 million over the next 25 years.

How’s that for a retirement plan?

Editing Assumed

“Write drunk; edit sober” – Ernest Hemingway
Ernest Hemingway

I spend a sizable chunk of my days searching for jobs. Part of that process includes typing keywords into search engines like Indeed and LinkUp and digging through the results. “Writing” and “editing” are at the top of my list, and the former dominates. “Writing” typically returns 8-10 times more results than “editing.” Why?

On one hand, I get it. Many jobs require people to create something – writing white papers, writing communication plans, writing HTML, writing proposals, etc. I fully expect “writing” to show up as a keyword in many job descriptions.

On the other hand, why don’t HR people value editing and include that term? Do they assume that editing is a natural part of the writing process? If so, that’s a dangerous assumption.

Writing and editing are two different practices. Just ask Mr. Hemingway. Or consult a book or teacher about creative writing. When you write, you write. You shouldn’t self-edit as you create. We all do it – especially with short-form communications like texts, quick emails, or tweets – but with medium and longer pieces, it’s best to live in the creative moment, get it all down, walk away, and edit at a later time.

When I list “writing” as a skill on my resume, I don’t assume that people also believe I can edit. Thus, I put “editing” on my list, too. It’s a different ability, and it goes beyond simply finding misspellings and eliminating misplaced commas.

Step outside of text world for a moment. With digital cameras and video-capturing devices we can all easily create photos and videos, right? And many of us can do a decent job of it. But if you really want to make the images or video look professional, what do you need? Someone who has an eye and talent for cropping, adjusting light and colors, adding text, etc. – i.e. an editor. Would you assume that someone Photoshop master because they can take some good photos with a digital camera? Of course not.

So, just because a person writes well, should we also assume that they know how to edit that content and format it in the best way possible?

Maybe this is why the internet is filled with so much bad content. One of the beauties of the web is that anyone can blog, tweet, podcast, and post pictures or videos, but when placed in a professional setting, those pieces of communication require editing. And when they aren’t edited well … well, people can tell.

Yes, the world needs writers. But the world also needs more and better editors.

Role Reversal

Like Father Like SonSigh. The role reversal process between my mom and me has started. It hurts to admit, but I can’t deny the shift. We had this conversation on the phone this afternoon:

Mom: “I just came back from getting a massage.”

Me: “Oh, good. Who took you?”

Mom: “I drove myself.” (pause) “You weren’t supposed to ask that question.”

What followed was a diatribe from me informing my mom of the reasons why she shouldn’t be driving and of possible scenarios which would would have resulted in disaster. “Mom, what if a deer jumped out into the road?” Her response: “Oh, I went at a time when no deer were out.” At one point during the conversation, I actually thought, “Should I take away her keys?”

Yep, I’m beginning to turn into her parent.

Why shouldn’t my mom drive a car right now? She had a full knee replacement less than three weeks ago. A full right knee replacement. Yes, that’s the leg that moves between the gas and brake pedals; the leg that requires enough touch and control to allow the driver to ease on and off the pedals to various degrees. The doctor told her that it would take five weeks until she could get behind the wheel.

My mom’s stubborn mother drove until she was 93. Grandma’s children tried every trick in the book to stop her from using the car. Eventually, a combination of accidents and the removal of some critical engine part finally stopped my grandma from driving. I remember how much that process worried and angered my mom. But I’m waiting to play the “You’re just like your mother” card.

My mom is 68 years old. I had hoped that I wouldn’t have to worry about this sort of thing until 2025 or 2030. I was wrong.

The Troubled Man

Henning MankellOn Tuesday, “The Troubled Man” by Henning Mankell will be published in the United States. It is the final Kurt Wallander novel. Mankell also wrote one Wallander piece that included Kurt’s daughter, Linda. He intended to produce three Linda pieces, but he decided to nix that plan after the actress who played Linda on the Swedish TV series died in 2007.

I still remember when my sister Marg suggested that I should read Mankell’s books. The moment started a shift in my chosen genre. Until encountering Inspector Kurt Wallander, I spent most of my time with fantasy authors – George R.R. Martin, Robert Jordan, Guy Gavriel Kay, Steven Brust, etc. Mankell sent me down the path to detective fiction, specifically the work of international authors.

My previous forays into mystery pretty much began and ended with Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammett, and Gregory McDonald. Because of Mankell I’ve explored the works of authors like Peter Lovesey, Garry Disher, Cara Black, Colin Cotterill, Jean-Claude Izzo, Qiu Xiaolong, Arnaldur Indridason, and Hakan Nesser – just to name a few. Some of the works have been outstanding; some haven’t worked for me, but the journey has taken me around the world while sitting in the Twin Cities.

It’s at this point that my friend Shelby would yell “Brag!” at me for bringing up these authors. Honestly, that’s not my intention here. I don’t expect other people to care about who or what I read. My point is to honor Mankell and Wallander and note how they’ve changed my life.

At Marg’s wedding, I met the person who turned my sister on to Wallander. I wish the three of us could be together to read “The Troubled Man.” I’m torn between the urge to devour the book immediately and my desire to avoid the end of Wallander’s run. I could use a support group.

Hennepin County Health

The Minneapolis Star Tribune posted an article about the results of a SHAPE 2010 survey today. The survey polled 7,000 people in Minneapolis and the surrounding suburbs. Here are the basic results that caught my eye:

-53% of Hennepin County (Minneapolis + suburbs) residents are “Overweight” or “Obese”

-90% of Hennepin County residents believe their health is “Excellent,” “Very Good,” or “Good.”

I realize that those percentages need more context than I’m giving them here. The overweight and obese categories are defined by body mass index (BMI) results, and BMI has some clear issues. And, yes, I can see how someone who is technically overweight might believe that their health is good – with “good” being the third/middle of five options. Who doesn’t want to believe that they are at least in the “good” category?

Still, those two percentages speak to a large part of the health problem in the United States.